1樓:ericshao
相聲《白事會》
甲:how is your cousin(表姐)乙:all good
甲:how is your cousin(堂姐)乙:all good
甲:how is your cousin(堂妹)乙:all good
。。。甲:how is your aunt(大姨)乙:all good
甲:how is your aunt(大嬸)乙:all good
甲:how is your aunt(大姑)乙:all good
。。。乙:get out of here.
You make it sound my family is composed of widows only?! Can』t you ask about my male relatives! Wait a moment when u asked me about my cousins I am not sure which ones are you referring to....
2樓:郭德綱
郭德綱: Many people come,I feel good!
于謙: Yep, here is the theater full of people.
郭德綱: Let me introduce the person next to me, a famous comic artist in China.
于謙: You flatter me!
郭德綱: Donkey Qian
于謙: Donkey Qian ah?! It is Yu!
郭德綱: Yu? Yes, Horse House, this word is pronounced as Donkey!
于謙: Horse House is donkey?! ah, Yu, dry hook,Yu!
郭德綱: Yu Qian. His cross talk is really good
于謙: I』m flattered.
用英文演戲是否比用中文簡單?
LMagellanicC 怎麼說呢,你看看很多美劇和電影強行說中文的地方,都是在用英語的表達方式來強行說中文。就感覺CCTV6曾經的電影配音,哦,天哪,約翰,這真是太糟糕了!OMG!John,this is terrible 還是因為中文有調,一旦你用感情去帶動台詞偏離了原來的聲調,就容易顯得怪腔怪...
開展邀請觀眾式的小劇場相聲演出是否可行?
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