1樓:數控
1.
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I』m going home now.
2.
What dog can jump higher than a building?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
3.
What has a head, a tail, and no body?
A coin!
4.
What has one eye but cannot see?
A needle.
5.
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
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